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AT WHAT COST????

Journal Entry: Fri Nov 27, 2009, 5:36 PM
This is a conversation about clementines between :iconinvadertoto: et moi. I posted this WITHOUT your permission.
Tori-
I totally had clementines in my bag.
Julie-
I lav clementines.
Tori-
Me too.
But they're so tiny.
Julie-
But fun sized things are the best!
Tori-
But I always eat them too fast.
Julie-
I eat them in a very complicated manner. I peel them.
Tori-
Oh. I don't.
Kidding.
Julie-
Hurrf.
No, I peel the individual clementine...slice...things, too.
Tori-
Ohhh.
Julie-
So they're nekked.
Tori-
I like to break them in half and suck out the innards.
-insert Silence of the Lambs sound here-
Julie-
That's so brutal of you.
Tori-
BUT YOU PEEL THEIR SKIN OFF.
Julie-
It's more like...offering to take off their coat.
And then ripping it off violently.
Tori-
AND THEN YOU EAT THEM.
Julie-
...SO DO YOU.
Tori-
OH GOD.
I...I'M A MONSTER!
Julie-
HOW WILL YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF?
Tori-
I CAN'T!
I'M HORRIBLE!
YEEARGH.
I JUST ATE TWO IN THE LAST TEN MINUTES!
Julie-
You make me sick.
SICK.
Tori-
OH GOD.
I GOT MY CLEMENTINES...
BUT AT WHA T COST?
AT WHAT COOOOOSSSSST!!?!!?!
YEEEEAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH.
Julie-
...I drew a pretty picture.
Tori-
...
Julie-
...
Tori-
That sudden announcement made me laugh.
Really hard.

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I GO CLUBBIN':
:iconze-da-producers-fans::iconz-a-d-r::iconseme-zim-club::iconseme-dib-club::iconzim-lovers::iconm-pregclub:

  • Mood: Obsessed
  • Listening to: you, being tortured.
  • Reading: JtHM: Director's Cut and SQUEE!
  • Watching: Invader ZIM.
  • Playing: with explosives. Hurr.
  • Eating: my tablet.
  • Drinking: your brains.

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Alrighties.
I suppose I should tell you about m'self.
I like being called Lie (pronounced Lee, you filthy meat slab), although most people fail to do so.
I get obsessed with things easily; right now those obsessions are JTHM, Invader ZIM, Jhonen Vasquez himself, ZADR, Saw, and CHURROS.
I like ZADR A LOT.
ALOTALOTALOT.
:iconnosebleedgrinplz:
And plz accounts.
I have a You Tube account, CallMeNanerpus.
My videos are terrible.
[link] (mah YouTube stream)
I dye my hair a lot.
I can never find Waldo.
I write a lot of nauseating fan fiction that no one likes, including myself.
None of my work is original, and I barely have my own style, for I steal that from Jhonen.
I like hoodies. They're quite comfortable.
I also has me a website.
And a FAQ.
I made it for no reason.
[link]
I get easily distract--TOASTER!! IT BE SHINY!!
END.

Copyrighting time!!
Most of my drawings feature characters who belong to others. Those are:

Any Invader ZIM or JTHM characters-Jhonen Vasquez/Viacom
Coraline characters-Henry Selick
Sweeney Todd and TNBC characters-Tim Burton
The Dark Knight characters-DC comics/Warner Bros.

...and then the owners of other characters I do not know the names of.

FRIENDS! FRIENDS SAYS I! GARG, LOOKATEM!:
:iconinvadertoto: :iconyourchemicaltaco: :iconjoshjdtv: :iconinvaderzimbabe14: :iconxlorrainex: :iconmrslovett567:

MARVEL AT WHAT I SUPPORT:
:iconzadrdibplz::iconzadrzimplz:

AND NOW MY PLZ ACCOUNTS:
:iconclambakemanplz: :iconshoopdafurterplz: :iconspaghettislapsplz:

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: a corner. Where is this corner? I dunno.
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Extra medium.
  • Print preference: On paper.
  • Interests: Oh, you know...Jhonen Vasquez and his work...and then, to make him ill, ZADR.
  • Favourite movie: Rocky Horror, ALL the Saw movies, Donnie Darko, The Dark Knight, and any Tim Burton movie.
  • Favourite genre of music: Elevator music.
  • Favourite artist: Jhonen Vasquez and TOTOOOO.
  • Favourite poet or writer: I don't read much anymore.
  • Favourite photographer: Anyone who took a picture on dA and I favorited it.
  • Operating System: MAC.
  • MP3 player of choice: iPawd, you silly!
  • Shell of choice: Clamface. I like adding "face" to the end of everything.
  • Skin of choice: That's horrible.
  • Favourite game: Eh. Not really a fan of those.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Zimmy, Dibbers, GIR, und Flappypie.
  • Personal Quote: "GARG."
  • Tools of the Trade: My tablet, some pencils, and a eraser.

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Comments


:iconpuddingbat:
Ta for the +Fav!
:iconmrslovett567:
:iconglompsomethingplz::iconthe-mad-joker:

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I SUPPORT EXPLODING SPINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE..................Hi!
:iconmrslovett567:
GAAAAAAAAAAH
do u no that guys name in the SAW movies thats in the wheelchair and tries 2 help the ppl in the game?

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I SUPPORT EXPLODING SPINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE..................Hi!
:iconthe-mad-joker:
...nooo.

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I don't understand how Jhonen can be so surprised that fan girls decided to pair Zim and Dib up when he had Dib chase Zim with a pair of handcuffs.

Zees messAge contains Dee scaRiness of a subliminal message.
To avoid more of these, join *Z-A-D-R.
:iconmrslovett567:
gr oki X3

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I SUPPORT EXPLODING SPINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE..................Hi!
:iconthe-mad-joker:
Yeah, it is Jiggers.

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I don't understand how Jhonen can be so surprised that fan girls decided to pair Zim and Dib up when he had Dib chase Zim with a pair of handcuffs.

Zees messAge contains Dee scaRiness of a subliminal message.
To avoid more of these, join *Z-A-D-R.
:iconm-yu:
It's Jigsaw isn't it? I think it is...D:

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Beyond Obsessed LM.C fanatic is what you guys can call me, but I'm damn proud of it! >3
So why don't you go put on your jumpsuit and sing the lyrics with me! " ROCK , ROCK THE LM.C!"
:iconmrslovett567:
[link]
YURP
my cast OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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I SUPPORT EXPLODING SPINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE..................Hi!
:iconwicabeth:
Thanks for the favs =D

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Bloodbabe2003: You and your erections
Bloodbabe2003: ....
Bloodbabe2003: Boy, there's a sentence I never thought I'd say to another girl
:iconthe-mad-joker:
Any time! :D

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I don't understand how Jhonen can be so surprised that fan girls decided to pair Zim and Dib up when he had Dib chase Zim with a pair of handcuffs.

Zees messAge contains Dee scaRiness of a subliminal message.
To avoid more of these, join *Z-A-D-R.

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